Saturday Thoughts

Mail Man 1, Far Side 1    Yup, I got him, as I ran with breakneck speed toward the phone yesterday morning..and hollered "DELIVER IT" then this over paid package toting government worker said "Will you be home at mail time?" Well DUH? No I am going to be hiding from you..perhaps I will just sit out in front of the house in a snowbank until you decide to get your sorry butt over here with my package. Of course I will be home..it was 15 below zero. I don’t even get dressed til noon, and if you don’t like me coming to the door with my nightgown on.. too bad. I am nocturnal…I stay up at night..I am retired.. I make my own schedule. Just because everyone else is up at the crack of dawn, I do not have to ever join that pathetic part of society ever again.

I like making my own rules..of course they are subject to change at a moments notice. I rarely answer the phone, I will answer it if Far Guy is away from the house..just in case it is him summoning me. If Far Guy needs me..I am always here for him. The rest of the world..you are second on the list and you might possibly get the machine. You can hang up and call right back, that just makes me angrier..your message is still not getting through. You can leave a pleading message like this " Far Side I need to talk to you because I think it is the end of the world and I must hear your beautiful voice one last time." I MIGHT return your call.

So how do you think Bahama is doing? ..no that is not a miss spelling..I think I like calling him Bahama..rather than Obama. Bahama sounds so sunny and warm. His half brother made the news this morning..gosh darn embarrassing relatives anyway. A pot smoking one too boot..for shame..for shame..how will this relative be swept under the carpet? Personally I think that Pot should be legalized ..what with the state of our economy and all..it would put a few people back to work, spur on our economy and free up Law Enforcement to catch some real crooks (like politicians) and we would all be a bit more joyful.
Mrs. Bahama seems to have a problem with her little dolls..being dolls. What is next comic books..cartoons..their own line of designer clothing…their own TV show. Who knows where it will end.
Bahama is not wearing a tie..oh my, and I hear there might be Cocktail Parties at the White House. Scandalous. Perhaps those were the big changes he was talking about during his campaign. I can hardly wait to see what comes next.
For those of you that may take offense at my Bahama remark..my other option is Pres BO..so take your pick..

I am feeling MUCH better. I might even be back to almost normal! :)

 

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5 Responses to Saturday Thoughts

  1. Avatar of prairiewomn prairiewomn says:

    The Bush twins weren’t exactly little darlings in the beginning either. However, I have not been following the Adventures in the White House recently so I can’t really say much.

  2. Far Guy says:

    I don’t think any of them were “little darlings”. Sarah would have been but unfortunately that didn’t happen.

  3. dumbo says:

    Lets see so far at least two of his choices have been late paying taxes (They were about to get caught for not paying).

  4. pyro says:

    you need to give trevor a break! he is a good mail man, unless he was on days off.

  5. Avatar of abra la mente says:

    Glad to see you are feeling MUCH better…the spunk shows in your writing! While I do like Obama, or Bahama if you wish, and I hope for good things for our country, I don’t expect it over night. I do think all the personal reporting stuff gets a little overdone. I think that maybe started with the infamous “boxers or briefs” question in the Clinton era. From there on out, no topic seems off limit. Heck, on the first couple days of school for the kids, the news anchors were sharing what their school lunch choices were. When did we start to care about that?