Chance where have you been? Were you out for a walk all by yourself?
“Nope I am the scout! I am on duty.”
What are you scouting ? Turkeys or squirrels?
“I am the advance scout for Far Guy, he is carrying the US Mail.”
“I am ready at the drop of a dog bone to protect all the mail and the males safe passage.”
You are a good scout Chance.
“I know. Neither the snow, rain, wind or freezing temperatures or even Sundays stop me from taking my walk to the mail box.”